Moisturizer…a boy’s best friend.

Nicholas got into Mommy's lotion.

Okay. I want to say first that both his parents were home...but sadly we were both involved in something else! 

“Twas the night before Monday when Pa was at the stove preparing his meal
and Ma was at her laptop amidst well wishes and that kind of deal.
Then in the other room there arose such a clatter
That we both sprang up to see what was the matter.
And what do our wondering eyes behold?
It was young Nicholas being so very bold!”

At least his skin will be soft, supple and won’t make him look a day over 28 months old.